This is my land, and here, I am king.

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u


(Source: hardcoregrandma, via athanasia-phantasmagoria)

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenagerĀ 

(Source: unsavioured, via athanasia-phantasmagoria)

my whole life : wow. you're really short

I wish I was sexy and ripped and a good singer, like Channing Tatum with the voice of…a guy with a good voice.

“I’m so far from over you…”





I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

the last one

These are gold.

(via brassholes)